I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
↳ Five Friendships - (1/5) Science Bros
❝We’re saying it’s okay to be messed up, there’s other people just like you. And if we stick together we’ll get through this.” - Gerard Way
"I wish i had a dollar for every time my window washer has seen me naked haha…sorry dude!"
When you try to kill someone and they accidentally catch you
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”