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sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

1 17 34

1 - I’m not answering publicly. if you want to know, send a message with 1 in it and I’ll answer privately.

17 - yes, all the time for college work.

34 - i have insomnia so yeah, all the time.

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.

  • Okay people, this is your chance.

  • 1. had sex?

  • 2. bought condoms?

  • 3. gotten pregnant?

  • 4. failed a class?

  • 5. kissed a boy?

  • 6. kissed a girl?

  • 7. had a job?

  • 8. left the house without my wallet?

  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?

  • 10. sexted?

  • 11. had sex in public?

  • 12. smoked weed?

  • 13. smoked cigarettes?

  • 14. smoked a cigar?

  • 15. drank alcohol?

  • 16. been to a wedding?

  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?

  • 19. been late for school?

  • 20. kissed in the rain?

  • 21. showered with someone else?

  • 22. been outside my home country?

  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?

  • 24. had lice?

  • 25. gotten my heart broken?

  • 26. had a credit card?

  • 27. been to a professional sports game?

  • 28. broken a bone?

  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?

  • 30. won a trophy?

  • 31. cut myself?

  • 32. been on a diet?

  • 33. rode in a taxi?

  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?

  • 35. been to a concert?

  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?

  • 37. had braces?

  • 38. wore make up?

  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?

  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?

  • 41. Snuck out of the house?

  • 42. had oral sex?

  • 43. dyed my hair?

  • 44. met someone famous?

  • 45. been on vacation?

  • 46. been on a boat?

  • 47. been on an airplane?

  • 48. prank called someone?

  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?

  • 50. been suspended from school?

gnorcs:

pleiadic:

gnorcs:

why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms 

because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones

i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

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